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BREAKING: TIME’s Women of the Year Are Actual Women!
With lady bits and everything!

Journos Demand Minority Chief of Staff, Cops Having ‘Violence’ in DNA
Friday’s White House press briefing saw more hardballs about President Biden’s documents scandal, but also plenty of eye-rolling questions lobbying for a female person of color to become White House chief of staff, how Biden processes racial tensions, whether “the culture of policing” has “a comfort with violence and” implants inside the minds of police officers “an entitlement to use violence…

Random New Year’s Thoughts
My father’s wisdom: White customer to my father in my father’s cafe: “Did you hear what your leader said yesterday?” Randolph Elder: “Who are you talking about?” White customer: “Jesse Jackson.” Elder to the customer: “Who is your leader?” Customer: “I don’t have one.” Elder: “Well, neither do I.” “Democrats want to give you something for nothing. When you try to get something for nothing, you…
Time Mag Insists There's a History Between Workouts, White Supremacy
Did you know that the KKK were the original fitness trainers?

Flashback: Saluting Teenage Radical as “Person of the Year”
Three years ago, Time magazine’s editors made the ridiculous choice of making the radical activist Greta Thunberg their “Person of the Year” for 2019, when she was just 16 years old. The idea seemed frivolous then and seems even more preposterous now, as Thunberg has become even more extreme in her views.

TIME: It's 'Misleading' to Call Hakeem Jeffries an 'Election Denier'
Time.com has this curious article by staff writer Jasmine Aguilera: "Top Republicans Are Attacking Hakeem Jeffries as an 'Election Denier.' Here's Why That Label Is Misleading." Why? Because Trump, and January 6.

Time Indulges Zero Covid Freaks: Isolate WEEKS For Thanksgiving?
Even as Communist China is being compelled to step away from its fanatical “zero COVID” fantasy, Time magazine is pushing it here in America, just in time to ruin the third holiday season in a row, this time pushing the threat of “Long COVID,” the disease with a thousand general symptoms. “For Some Families, COVID-19 Is Still Upending Holiday Plans,” by health correspondent Jamie…

Flashback: When Dems Lost ’02 Midterms, Liberals Blamed Fox News
Twenty years ago, Democrats lost a midterm election they had expected to win. But instead of blaming “candidate quality” or a party message that was out of synch with voters, liberal pundits whined that the real problem was that the media were too slanted towards conservatives for liberals to get a fair shake. That’s right, a pro-conservative press.
30 Years Ago: The Media’s Shameless Coverage of the ’92 Campaign
Decades before the media’s embarrassing love affair with Barack Obama, or their open warfare against Donald Trump, there was the 1992 presidential campaign, when liberal journalists shamelessly promoted Bill Clinton’s candidacy and showed their contempt for George H. W. Bush.

4 Lefty Outlets Exploit Hurricane Ian Tragedy to Push Climate Change
The liberal media politicized the deaths of at least 87 people in Florida by blaming the destruction of Hurricane Ian on one their favorite boogeyman — man-made climate change.

TIME Has a New Way to Call Conservatives Racist
There’s a new right-wing bogeyman out there. He’s not all that different from previous reactionary monsters and, if you look closely, he’s not much different from the progressives who are wetting themselves over him.

Punked: Author Gets Time Magazine to Use Farcical Pronouns
Hey Time, I’m available for comment on just about anything you’d like. My pronouns are toaster/cumquat/cavalry charge.

Climate Change Forecasts Through the Years
“‘The trouble with almost all environmental problems,’ says Paul R. Ehrlich, the population biologist, ‘is that by the time we have enough evidence to convince people, you’re dead. ... We must realize that unless we are extremely lucky, everybody will disappear in a cloud of blue steam in 20 years.’” --The New York Times, 1969.

MSNBC's Glaude Compares Voter ID Laws to Strangling a Baby
On Friday's The 11th Hour show on MSNBC, frequent guest and contributor Eddie Glaude made an over the top metaphor comparing the passage of voter ID laws to white supremacists choking a baby with an umbilical cord -- an especially peculiar choice of words given that the liberal network has stridently supported the actual killing of unborn babies by Planned Parenthood.