Leno: Harry Reid Looks Like a Guy Who Heard 'Go F Yourself' A Lot In H

January 4th, 2013 9:00 AM
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Oh.) made news earlier this week when he allegedly told Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) "Go f--k yourself." NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno commented on this Thursday saying of Reid, "Doesn't he look like a guy who heard that a lot in high school? Usually followed by a wedgie then getting stuffed in a locker?” (video follows with transcript and…

Leno: 'Mayans Said World Will End Tomorrow; Like Everybody Else They B

December 21st, 2012 9:12 AM
Jay Leno made a comical observation Thursday about what was disaffectionately referred to in the previous decade as Bush Derangement Syndrome. During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "As you know, the Mayans said the world will end tomorrow, and like everybody else they blame Bush" (video follows with commentary):

Kimmel Compares Leno To Serial Killer Jason In 'Friday The 13th

December 21st, 2012 8:18 AM
The late night talk show wars are heating up with the announcement that ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live is moving to 11:35 PM to compete with the CBS Late Show and the NBC Tonight Show. According to TMZ, Kimmel during a Wednesday conference call about this change made a disparaging reference to Jay Leno:

Leno: 'When Congress Talks About Plan B, The Rest of Us End Up With Pl

December 20th, 2012 8:08 AM
Jay Leno said a really inconvenient truth about the fiscal cliff negotiations on NBC's Tonight Show Wednesday "John Boehner told Congress to prepare for plan B," Leno teased during his opening monologue. "You know what that means when Congress talks about plan B? The rest of us end up with plan F and U. Okay? That's the plan we get, F and U."

Leno: 'More Bad News For Republicans' - 'Latinos Live Longer Than Non

December 8th, 2012 1:44 PM
Jay Leno took a poke at the GOP on Friday. During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "According to a new study at UCLA, Latinos live longer than non-Latinos. More bad news for Republicans" (video follows with commentary):

Romney Turned Down One Hour Primetime Fox News Interview Night Before

December 7th, 2012 4:52 PM
If you were a Republican presidential candidate, wouldn't you jump at the chance to do a one hour primetime interview on Fox News Channel the night before Election Day? According to Bill O'Reilly who appeared on NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, that's what Mitt Romney was offered and he turned it down (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: Rick Perry Meeting With Potential Donors for 2016 Run - 'Better

December 5th, 2012 10:18 AM
Jay Leno took a cheap shot at Texas governor Rick Perry Tuesday. During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said Perry is "taking steps to run for president in 2016. Yeah, in fact, this week he's meeting with donors. You better hope they're brain donors" (video follows with commentary):

Leno: 'Know What You Call the Two Powerball Lottery Winners? Former De

December 1st, 2012 10:41 AM
Jay Leno continued a string of comedic pokes at liberal America Friday. In his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million Powerball lottery? Former Democrats" (video follows with commentary):

Leno To Gingrich: Did You Think Romney Would Win Because You Just Watc

November 30th, 2012 8:51 AM
Before Election Day, Newt Gingrich predicted Mitt Romney would win. On NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, host Jay Leno asked the former House Speaker if this was because he was "just watching Fox News?" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: 'Very Dangerous to White House If Journalists Suddenly Start Ask

November 30th, 2012 1:15 AM
Jay Leno continued pressuring Barack Obama Thursday night. During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "This is very dangerous to the White House if journalists should suddenly start asking real questions” (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Leno: Obama Is Running Out of Republicans To Blame Fiscal Cliff On

November 22nd, 2012 10:29 AM
Jay Leno continued his string of comedic attacks on the current White House resident Wednesday. During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said that because Democrats did so well on Election Day, President Obama is running out of Republicans to blame the fiscal cliff on (video follows with transcript and commentary):

David Gregory: 'You Could Have a Permanent Democratic Majority

November 21st, 2012 4:57 PM
NBC's David Gregory put forth on national television Tuesday every liberal media member's fantasy. Appearing on the Tonight Show, the Meet the Press host said, "You could have a kind of permanent Democratic majority" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Lindsay Lohan Challenges David Gregory On Public's Right To Know About

November 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
NBC's David Gregory on Tuesday appeared to make the case that the public really didn't need to know about former CIA Director David Petraeus's affair with biographer Paula Broadwell. Appearing with him on NBC's Tonight Show was Lindsay Lohan who surprisingly challenged the Meet the Press host on this point (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Leno: 'Petraeus's Mistress Had More Information About Benghazi Than Su

November 21st, 2012 10:38 AM
Jay Leno continued his comedic assault on the White House Tuesday. During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said David Petraeus's mistress Paula Broadwell had more information about Benghazi than United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice (video follows with transcript and commentary):