Letterman: ‘I Don't Make Jokes About Obama Because I Don't Want the

May 16th, 2013 5:17 PM
For years, NewsBusters has reported how few comedians dare to tell jokes about President Obama. On the CBS Late Show Wednesday, host David Letterman humorously addressed this saying, “I don't make jokes about him because I don't want the FBI tapping my phone, my phone. That's why” (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Letterman: Christie Got His Stomach Stapled, Limbaugh Should Get His M

May 10th, 2013 11:00 AM
Is it possible for David Letterman to get more partisanly petty? On the CBS Late Show Thursday, the host said, “So Chris Christie had his stomach stapled, and now if we can get Rush Limbaugh to have his mouth stapled” (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Letterman: ‘I’ve Always Enjoyed Lesbians

May 9th, 2013 10:30 AM
CBS Late Show host David Letterman made a comment Wednesday that would almost certainly evoke criticism from the LGBT community if he weren’t a liberal. In a discussion with morning talk show host and former football player Michael Strahan about the recent self-outing of NBA player Jason Collins, Letterman said, “I fancy myself a big supporter of the gay community, and I've always enjoyed…

Inhofe Strikes Back at Letterman: When People Like Him Attack You It M

May 6th, 2013 9:49 AM
As NewsBusters previously reported, CBS Late Show host David Letterman spent a week last month attacking Senators as stooges - mostly Republicans, of course - for opposing recent gun control legislation. One such Senator, James Inhofe of Oklahoma, told WABC radio's Aaron Klein Sunday, “That’s kind of a badge of honor. Any time you get Rachel Maddow or Letterman or those people to call you…

Letterman Sinks to Denigrating Gun Rights Senators (Inhofe, Flake, Cru

April 27th, 2013 5:21 PM
In a new low for David Letterman – on both a professional and comedic level – each night this past week he devoted a Late Show “Stooge of the Night” segment to a Senator who dared to oppose the gun control bill, a law which would have done nothing to have prevented the Newtown tragedy. Nonetheless, Letterman got very political in putting a picture of each Senator on the screen, yet the…

Lindsay Lohan Drinks From Letterman’s Coffee Mug: ‘I Thought This

April 10th, 2013 11:11 AM
Lindsay Lohan appeared on the CBS Late Show Tuesday and besides being rather contrite was also willing to joke about her problems as well as her next stint in rehab. At one point she took a drink out of host David Letterman’s coffee mug and said, “I thought this was going to be vodka.”

Martin Short Trashes the Huffington Post on CBS Late Show

April 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Actor and comedian Martin Short took a comedic swipe at the Huffington Post on the CBS Late Show Thursday. After relaying inaccurate information about the shakeup at NBC's Tonight Show to host David Letterman, Martin said, "Huffington Post usually knows" (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Letterman: 'Jay's Got Another Job on a Network That Has Higher Ratings

April 4th, 2013 10:56 AM
David Letterman had some fun Wednesday evening with the announcement that Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Jay Leno on NBC's Tonight Show. The Late Show host began his opening monologue with a series of jokes about the issue including, "I happen to know Jay's got another job on a network that has greater viewership, higher ratings - Univision. He's going there."

Letterman Asks NBC's Brian Williams: 'Are There Gay Justices on the Su

March 27th, 2013 1:44 AM
CBS Late Show host David Letterman asked NBC Night News anchor Brian Williams what some might consider a bizarre question Tuesday evening. "Are there gay justices on the Supreme Court?" (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

David Letterman Steals Almost 50-Year-Old Joke From Woody Allen

March 26th, 2013 3:56 PM
It must be getting tough for the folks at the CBS Late Show to find material. On Monday, host David Letterman during his opening monologue actually stole a joke from Woody Allen that’s almost 50 years old (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Letterman: Biden Bests Hillary's Pandering for Gay Vote By Dating Obam

March 21st, 2013 10:41 AM
David Letterman on Wednesday took some shots at Hillary Clinton’s obvious pandering for gay votes with her flip-flop on same-sex marriage earlier this week. After saying Clinton will give free pantsuits to every gay couple that ties the knot, the CBS Late Show host aired a mock video demonstrating just how far Joe Biden is willing to go to win in 2016.

Letterman Trashes Mary Todd Lincoln’s Looks On Presidents’ Day

February 19th, 2013 5:52 PM
You would think that Abraham Lincoln’s wife is sacred, especially on the national holiday known as Presidents’ Day. That’s clearly not the case at the CBS Late Show where one of the jokes during the evening’s Top Ten list trashed Mary Todd Lincoln’s looks (video follows with partial transcript and commentary):

Letterman Video: Obama Uses Drone Strike to Sink a Putt Against Tiger

February 19th, 2013 12:31 PM
David Letterman seems more concerned with President Obama's drone program than most of the media. On CBS's s Late Show Monday, the host aired a mock video of Obama using a drone strike to help him sink an errant putt while playing golf with Tiger Woods (video follows with transcript and commentary):

David Letterman Cracks Pedophilia Joke at Expense of Next Pope

February 14th, 2013 6:01 PM
When listing the qualifications for a papal successor, comedian David Letterman used the Catholic church's clerical abuse scandal as a parting blast at Pope Benedict XVI on Wednesday night's Late Show. Letterman quipped that the church is "looking for a guy who is good at transferring creepy priests." Earlier, he took another shot at Pope Benedict: "I guess you know by now, big news coming…