Jay Leno
JWoww on Tonight Show: ‘I Like To Masturbate’ While Watching ‘Da
January 8th, 2013 11:10 AM
Jennifer ‘JWoww’ Farley of Jersey Shore fame sure is one classy gal.
After bragging to NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno about her engagement to Roger Mathews, Farley discussed how she’s “a little obsessed” with the Bane character in the film “The Dark Knight Rises” and likes to masturbate to the video (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):
Maher Offers Trump $5 Million To Prove He Isn't 'Spawn of His Mother H
January 8th, 2013 10:17 AM
Bill Maher on Monday offered $5 Million to the charity of Donald Trump’s choosing if the billionaire could prove that he wasn’t “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.”
Such happened on NBC’s Tonight Show which clearly was in on the gag (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):
Leno Asks Current TV’s Joy Behar ‘Osama Bin Laden Is Your New Boss
January 5th, 2013 8:22 AM
Jay Leno on Friday took a delicious swipe at Al Gore’s decision to sell Current TV to Al Jazeera.
Chatting with Current’s Joy Behar, the NBC Tonight Show host asked, “Osama bin Laden is your new boss?” (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):
Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'Chris Christie Doesn't Have a Weight Problem
January 4th, 2013 9:28 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger took a cheap shot at New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on NBC's Tonight Show Thursday.
"Chris Christie does not have a weight problem. He has a water retention problem.”
Leno: Harry Reid Looks Like a Guy Who Heard 'Go F Yourself' A Lot In H
January 4th, 2013 9:00 AM
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Oh.) made news earlier this week when he allegedly told Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) "Go f--k yourself."
NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno commented on this Thursday saying of Reid, "Doesn't he look like a guy who heard that a lot in high school? Usually followed by a wedgie then getting stuffed in a locker?” (video follows with transcript and…
Leno: 'Mayans Said World Will End Tomorrow; Like Everybody Else They B
December 21st, 2012 9:12 AM
Jay Leno made a comical observation Thursday about what was disaffectionately referred to in the previous decade as Bush Derangement Syndrome.
During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "As you know, the Mayans said the world will end tomorrow, and like everybody else they blame Bush" (video follows with commentary):
Kimmel Compares Leno To Serial Killer Jason In 'Friday The 13th
December 21st, 2012 8:18 AM
The late night talk show wars are heating up with the announcement that ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live is moving to 11:35 PM to compete with the CBS Late Show and the NBC Tonight Show.
According to TMZ, Kimmel during a Wednesday conference call about this change made a disparaging reference to Jay Leno:
Leno: 'When Congress Talks About Plan B, The Rest of Us End Up With Pl
December 20th, 2012 8:08 AM
Jay Leno said a really inconvenient truth about the fiscal cliff negotiations on NBC's Tonight Show Wednesday
"John Boehner told Congress to prepare for plan B," Leno teased during his opening monologue. "You know what that means when Congress talks about plan B? The rest of us end up with plan F and U. Okay? That's the plan we get, F and U."
Leno: 'More Bad News For Republicans' - 'Latinos Live Longer Than Non
December 8th, 2012 1:44 PM
Jay Leno took a poke at the GOP on Friday.
During the opening monologue of NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "According to a new study at UCLA, Latinos live longer than non-Latinos. More bad news for Republicans" (video follows with commentary):
Romney Turned Down One Hour Primetime Fox News Interview Night Before
December 7th, 2012 4:52 PM
If you were a Republican presidential candidate, wouldn't you jump at the chance to do a one hour primetime interview on Fox News Channel the night before Election Day?
According to Bill O'Reilly who appeared on NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, that's what Mitt Romney was offered and he turned it down (video follows with transcript and commentary):
Leno: Rick Perry Meeting With Potential Donors for 2016 Run - 'Better
December 5th, 2012 10:18 AM
Jay Leno took a cheap shot at Texas governor Rick Perry Tuesday.
During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said Perry is "taking steps to run for president in 2016. Yeah, in fact, this week he's meeting with donors. You better hope they're brain donors" (video follows with commentary):
Leno: 'Know What You Call the Two Powerball Lottery Winners? Former De
December 1st, 2012 10:41 AM
Jay Leno continued a string of comedic pokes at liberal America Friday.
In his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million Powerball lottery? Former Democrats" (video follows with commentary):
Leno To Gingrich: Did You Think Romney Would Win Because You Just Watc
November 30th, 2012 8:51 AM
Before Election Day, Newt Gingrich predicted Mitt Romney would win.
On NBC's Tonight Show Thursday, host Jay Leno asked the former House Speaker if this was because he was "just watching Fox News?" (video follows with transcript and commentary):
Leno: 'Very Dangerous to White House If Journalists Suddenly Start Ask
November 30th, 2012 1:15 AM
Jay Leno continued pressuring Barack Obama Thursday night.
During his opening monologue on NBC's Tonight Show, the host said, "This is very dangerous to the White House if journalists should suddenly start asking real questions” (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):