Disney-owned ABC’s extremely liberal drama A Million Little Things has been pushing a liberal agenda since its second episode when young Danny (Chance Hurstfield) came out as gay to his uncle Gary (James Roday) at the tender age of 11. We know how much Disney loves to sexualize children and push a gay agenda onto kids who aren’t even sure what they want to be when they grow up, much less who they’ll want to marry and be intimate with, so this show’s agenda isn’t very surprising.
Danny later experienced his first gay kiss at 12, and on Wednesday’s episode, “In the Room,” he experienced his first sexual encounter at 17 (in Hollywood years) after his late father’s friends encouraged him to overcome his fears and misgivings.
Danny is fatherless due to his dad committing suicide when Danny was only 11. He’s leaned on his father’s friends for advice and support ever since. As he’s enjoying a night of games and food with the men, Gary notices he’s ignoring his boyfriend Milo’s phone calls.
Danny then admits he’s nervous because he’s supposed to be with Milo, and they’re supposed to be having their first sexual encounter:
Gary: That's the third time Milo's called. You need to get that?
Danny: No. No, no. It's fine. I will call him later.
Gary: You sure? Everything's okay?
Danny: Yeah. Yeah, uh, no, everything's great. Um, we were just -- you know, we were supposed to hang out tonight. It's our one-year anniversary.
Eddie: Oh.
Gary: Dude.
Rome: Wait, you're hanging out with us on your anniversary?
Gary: Dan. You're usually all about the romance. What going on here?
Danny: Well, Milo and I always said we'd wait for our first anniversary to, um... Do it.
Eddie: Uh, to do what?
Rome: Dude.
Eddie: Oh.
Danny: Yeah. And now that it's here, I'm kinda freaking out.
Gary: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't paper traditionally the gift for a one-year anniversary?
Gary cracks a completely inappropriate, creepy joke about condoms as the grown, straight men share stories of their first time to help the underage minor feel more comfortable having his first gay, sexual encounter:
Rome: Look, anniversary or no anniversary, if you're not ready –
Danny: No. It's not that. I want this. I mean, I think I do, but it's his first time, too, and he wants everything to be perfect, and what if -- what if everything is perfect, you know, except me?
Gary: Oh, dude, we've all been there. Trust us.
Danny: Really? Well, what was your first time like?
Gary: Okay, well, I guess I'm going first, and that's fine. Uh, I lost my virginity in high school to Heather Trevelini. First thing we did was buy condoms.
Danny: Yeah, I already got that covered.
Gary: Usually you wait until your partner's in the room, but I guess you can never be too safe. Heather and I figured we had three hours because her parents went to a dinner theater production of "Cats".
Eddie: Meow!
Rome: Don't do that.
Eddie: Wow, immediately regretted it.
Gary: Add it to the list. We also had perfect plan. Ours was to do it in her pool, and it was all going swimmingly, until I realized that we were not alone.
Rome: MM, well, what did they think about the second show?
Gary: Let's just say they got a memory that they will never forget. You go.
Rome: Okay. So, my first was with Trina Sharp. She was cute, cute. Worked at a Blockbuster down the street from my house. I rented a movie every day just so that I could see her and say hi.
Eddie: Oh, this is a nice origin story, Mr. Spielberg.
Rome: Yeah, man. Well, I got this big idea that I was gonna get my dad's camcorder and ask her out on video. So, I make the video, stuff it into the return slot. Turns out, it was her day off. Yeah, so I go back to the store, and her coworkers have got the video playing on every single TV.
Danny: Ooh.
Gary: Swing and a miss.
Rome: They did rewind, but they were not kind.
Gary: Um, any chance someone still has that video? Asking for a friend.
Rome: Man. No, by this time, I'm afraid to even go anywhere near Blockbuster. Then a couple nights later, Trina shows up to my house with a copy of "She's Gotta Have It".
Gary: Oh, subtlety wasn't her thing, either.
Rome: Whole thing was over before the FBI warning. One of the best 30 seconds of my life.
Gary: And there it is.
The guys continue sharing stories until Danny finally feels comfortable and leaves excited to have sex with his boyfriend, leading Rome to proclaim what a great dad Gary will be when his baby is born:
Gary: Okay, rockstar, you're up. I can't believe we don't know this story. Let me guess -- groupie on a tour bus?
Eddie: I can't tell you about it.
Rome: What? Wait, you're that secretive? Really?
Gary: No groupie?
Eddie: I can't tell you about it because I don't remember it. I was totally blackout drunk.
Gary: Well, for what it's worth, you were a very passionate young man and I had a wonderful time.
Eddie: Oh, but the thing that kills me is... It's supposed to be this story you get to tell for the rest of your life. I got nothing. I do not recommend it.
Gary: Well, I think the point here, Dan Dixon, is that your first time never goes as planned. And that's okay. It's not about perfection. It's about learning how to be vulnerable with someone. In your case, someone that you love, which is awesome.
Danny: Do you guys mind if I skip the game?
Gary: Come on. Get out of here. I will store my nachos on your empty seat.
Danny: Thank you, guys. Really. Thank you.
Eddie: We love you, pal.
Danny: I love you guys, too.
Rome: You're gonna be one hell of a dad.
Gary: Well, I learned from the very best. I'm of course talking about my father. You two are fine.
Yeah, I’m shaking my head, too. Straight or gay, no adult should be encouraging teen sex or making light of the act. Whatever happened to helping kids wait until marriage?
At the end of the episode, as “Forever Young” plays sweetly, which is supposed to give the viewer a heartwarming feeling, Gary gets a chat notification on his computer from Danny that reads, “Just wanted to say thanks. For everything.”
Gary writes back, “I hope the night was everything you wanted.”
Awww! #eyeroll Thank God this is the last season for this horrible show. It’s no surprise it’s been cancelled. As they continue pushing their liberal agenda, viewers are increasingly annoyed, ratings continue to plummet, and this episode came in dead last among the four major networks for the entire night. Get woke, go broke!
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