Lena Dunham’s Weight Loss Tips Get Political: ‘Marching Your A** Off’

May 9th, 2017 11:59 AM

Leave it to Lena Dunham to make weight loss political.

After US Weekly used her photo in a story about “20 Slimdown Diet Tips Stars Are Using,” the liberal actress and writer—a noted critic of body-shaming and dieting—responded with some characteristic political snark.

 

 

20 slimdown diet tips! 1. anxiety disorder * 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus * 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains 8. finally realizing superheroes aren't real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they'd handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge 11. sleeping 19 hours a day 12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut 13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don't 14. realizing who ya real friends are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved) 16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency * 17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like VERYFATCHUCKYBOY@creepz.com 18. keeping your back arched against the wind 19. um, who the fuck cares? 20. I have no tips I give no tips I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for and it's not a compliment to me because it's not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition

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Posting a photo of the spread on her Instagram account, Dunham listed out twenty of her own personal weight loss suggestions. A quick skim revealed that the star was trolling the tabloid, while highlighting her progressive politics.

As a nod to the post-election proliferation of protests, Dunham included “marching your ass off.” Other tips were “a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge” and “constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future.”

The writer—a vocal advocate of abortion rights—noted the soul-crushing difficulty of “watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains.”

Knocking the American Health Care Act, Dunham also listed several health problems from which she suffers, such as anxiety disorder, nausea and endometriosis. Following each of these by an asterisk, she noted at the bottom of her post: “Star indicates a pre-existing condition.” 

Over the weekend, many Hollywood celebrities lashed out at the AHCA and GOP “felons” for their “entitlement,” “fraud” and “hypocrisy.”