ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel continued to miss the point of the House’s interest in Hunter Biden as he claimed on Wednesday that it has produced more photos of his penis than bills. Kimmel’s interest in the male organ would continue as he also predicted that Donald Trump would remove Speaker Mike Johnson’s after some fairly basic comments Johnson made about President Joe Biden and God’s will.
First, on the subject of Hunter Biden, “Congress is-- though is on pace to have one of its least-productive sessions ever. They've only passed 34 bills. So far, they've produced more photos of Hunter Biden's penis than actual legislation. Why do I feel like this all ends with Hunter Biden doing a Super Bowl commercial for the Best Buy Geek Squad? ‘Never leave your laptop again.’”
Yes, there have been some X-rated pictures of Hunter Biden shown by members of Congress, but the influence peddling is why he is at the center of their investigation.
Moving on in his monologue, Kimmel reported that “This morning, the Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, had to answer an interesting question. Johnson, who’s an election denier, claims to be deeply religious. Someone asked whether Joe Biden's presidency was God's will.”
Anyone trying catch Johnson is a bit of hypocrisy would surely be disappointed as Kimmel played a clip of Johnson’s response, “Is Joe Biden’s presidency God’s will?... God is the one that allows people to be raised in authority. It must have been God's will, then. That's my belief.”
Kimmel replied, “I hope Trump doesn't find out about that because you tell Trump God picked Biden, Mike is not gonna have a Johnson tomorrow.”
And Kimmel will continue to not have a clue what the relevant House committees are actually investigating when it comes to Hunter Biden.
Here is a transcript for the January 17 show:
ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live
1/17/2024
11:43 PM ET
JIMMY KIMMEL: Congress is-- though is on pace to have one of its least-productive sessions ever. They've only passed 34 bills. So far, they've produced more photos of Hunter Biden's penis than actual legislation. Why do I feel like this all ends with Hunter Biden doing a Super Bowl commercial for the Best Buy Geek Squad? "Never leave your laptop again."
This morning, the Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, had to answer an interesting question. Johnson, who’s an election denier, claims to be deeply religious. Someone asked whether Joe Biden's presidency was God's will.
MIKE JOHNSON: Is Joe Biden’s presidency God’s will?... God is the one that allows people to be raised in authority. It must have been God's will, then. That's my belief.
KIMMEL: I hope Trump doesn't find out about that because you tell Trump God picked Biden, Mike is not gonna have a Johnson tomorrow.
