Maher: Bloomberg's Nanny State 'Makes Me Want to Join the Tea Party an

April 3rd, 2013 10:40 AM
HBO's Bill Maher is clearly getting tired of liberals. On ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday, he said of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg's nanny statism, "That makes me want to join the Tea Party and marry Ann Coulter" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Saturday Night Funny Video: Obama’s Decision to Pardon the Sequester

March 9th, 2013 11:14 PM
ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel sent a producer out to Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles to ask passing pedestrians a nonsensical question: “What do you think about President Obama’s decision to pardon the sequester and send it to Portugal?” Hilarity ensued in the very sure answers given by the very ill-informed low information potential voters in the “Confusing Question of the Day” segment aired on…

Jessica Simpson: ‘I Keep Planning on Getting Married But I Keep Gett

March 7th, 2013 10:43 AM
Actress and singer Jessica Simpson made a comment Wednesday that is so preposterous in the year 2013 – especially from a woman that is estimated to be worth $100 million! – that it completely defies reason. Appearing on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, the once again pregnant Simpson said, “I keep planning on getting married but I keep getting knocked up.”

Michael Strahan Tells Jimmy Kimmel 'There Was Watermelon In My Dressin

February 21st, 2013 10:05 AM
Was this a gag or was ABC Live star Michael Strahan serious? On ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday, Strahan said there was watermelon in his dressing room when he got there (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Anderson Cooper Reports Larry King 'Trying To Get Katie Couric in the

February 2nd, 2013 5:06 PM
The folks at CNN sure have gotten smutty this year. In the wake of Kathy Griffin kissing Anderson Cooper's crotch on New Year's Eve, and Piers Morgan having a truly raunchy discussion with Chelsea Handler earlier this week, Cooper on Friday reported a 1980s date as Larry King "trying to get Katie Couric in the sack" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Katie Couric: Larry King ‘Lunged’ At Me On a Date Back in the '80s

February 1st, 2013 2:19 PM
Katie Couric told an hilarious story Thursday about her going on a date with CNN's Larry King back in the '80s when she was 30 years old. Appearing on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Couric said, "What can I say, he lunged" (video follows with transcript):

Nicole Kidman Gives Sexually Provocative Lap Dance To 'Kidnapped' Jimm

January 25th, 2013 12:35 PM
Nicole Kidman gave a tremendously lewd, sexually provocative lap dance to Jimmy Kimmel on national television Thursday night. This occurred during ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live which was humorously hijacked by Matt Damon (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):

Rob Lowe on Rooting for Tom Brady in NFL Playoffs: 'I Always Support t

January 16th, 2013 5:49 PM
Rob Lowe took a comical, self-deprecating swipe at himself and Tom Brady Tuesday. Appearing on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Lowe said he's rooting for the New England Patriots quarterback in the NFL playoffs because "I always support the pretty boys."

Kimmel Compares Leno To Serial Killer Jason In 'Friday The 13th

December 21st, 2012 8:18 AM
The late night talk show wars are heating up with the announcement that ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live is moving to 11:35 PM to compete with the CBS Late Show and the NBC Tonight Show. According to TMZ, Kimmel during a Wednesday conference call about this change made a disparaging reference to Jay Leno:

Tim Allen Slams Government: 'You Better Give Your Money Away Before It

November 22nd, 2012 2:07 PM
Last Man Standing star Tim Allen had some harsh words Wednesday for how our government is currently operating. Appearing on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Allen said, "You better give your money away before it gets taken from you" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Martin Short Cracks That the Palins Are Like the Honey Boo Boo Family

November 15th, 2012 4:51 AM
Appearing as a guest on Wednesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC, comedian Martin Short took a shot at Sarah Palin as he compared her family to the family of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo show on TLC. After making fun of host Jimmy Kimmel for supposedly not doing preparation for his show, Short jabbed Kimmel as the "Honey Boo Boo of late night." He soon brought up the Palin family and made a…

Chris Rock: 'Romney Is Blacker Than Obama

November 5th, 2012 10:31 AM
On Friday night, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel gave Chris Rock an opportunity to appeal to white voters to support the President's re-election. During a pre-recorded video trying to prove how white the former junior senator from Illinois really is, Rock said, "Even Mitt Romney is blacker than Obama" (video follows with transcript and commentary):

Kurtz on Why Late Night Comics Rib Romney More: 'Obama Is Just Not Tha

November 4th, 2012 3:38 PM
As NewsBusters reported Wednesday, late night comedians make fun of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney more than twice as much as they do Barack Obama. CNN's Howard Kurtz defended this on Sunday's Reliable Sources saying, "Obama is just not that easy to ridicule... Whereas jokes about a rich guy with a 1950s lingo -- well, gosh, golly, gee whiz, isn't that hard to make people laugh…

Saturday Night Funny Video: Who Won the ‘First Lady Debate

October 28th, 2012 12:29 AM
A pretty funny bit from ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live proving some people accept whatever they are told and have no hesitation about pronouncing their opinion on it. Even if it never occurred. Kimmel sent a camera crew onto Hollywood Boulevard, outside his Los Angeles studio, to ask people who “won” the “First Lady Debate”? As excerpted, the Thursday before last, at the end of FNC’s Special Report…